"Why do you put blindfolds on the horses?"
(They're not blindfolds...they're flymasks, to protect their eyes. They can see through them.)
"Why are you gelding him?"
(Because he doesn't need to be a stallion ~and~ Because life will be easier for all concerned if he's a gelding!)
"How much did that cost?"
(Hmm...I guess that might have been prudent to ask, eh? Oh well. I'll find out when we get the bill. Whatever it was, it was worth it!)
I think I'm going to have to question Monster's fashion sense....
